westbor0baptistchurch: when i die the mortician will put me in a Louis Vuitton bag instead of a “body bag”.
thebeautyofsoundd: kindest-laugh: If you reblog this post by June 21st, 2013 I will write down every single url that reblogged this and stick it in a jar and will scatter them all around this summer (I will be traveling in July). They might be taped in public bathrooms, thrown around at a concert, or left in a seat of a roller coaster…Who knows? Someone may find your url and message you saying...
egberts: DUUUUUUUUUUDE WHEN I WAS IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL THERE WAS THIS DUMB JOKE “BEND OVER AND SPELL RUN” AND IM 100% SURE NONE OF THOSE LITTLE EIGHT YEAR OLD SHITS KNEW WHAT I MEANT BUT I JUST REALIZED WHAT IT MEANt
christinaposabule: hey wanna hear a joke well too bad someone on tumblr might take it seriously
solluxx: paranoidpot8to: THERE IS A FUCKING COW TRYING TO GET INSIDE MY HOUSE I AM HOME ALONE WHAT DO I DO THERE IS A COW PRESSING ITS FACE AGAINST THE WINDOW tell it to mooove
extrasad: i really wanna kiss you and be cute with you and fall asleep in your arms and go on stupid dates but i also sort of want to light you on fire and throw myself into traffic so idk
meladoodle: juilan: My ears. They are ringing. are u gonna answer em
You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world, and there’s still going to...– Dita von Teese (via niselle)