May 2013
westbor0baptistchurch:
when i die the mortician will put me in a Louis Vuitton bag instead of a “body bag”.
thebeautyofsoundd:
kindest-laugh:
If you reblog this post by June 21st, 2013 I will write down every single url that reblogged this and stick it in a jar and will scatter them all around this summer (I will be traveling in July). They might be taped in public bathrooms, thrown around at a concert, or left in a seat of a roller coaster…Who knows? Someone may find your url and message you saying...
egberts:
DUUUUUUUUUUDE
WHEN I WAS IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL THERE WAS THIS DUMB JOKE
“BEND OVER AND SPELL RUN”
AND IM 100% SURE NONE OF THOSE LITTLE EIGHT YEAR OLD SHITS KNEW WHAT I MEANT
BUT I JUST REALIZED WHAT IT MEANt
christinaposabule:
hey wanna hear a joke
well too bad someone on tumblr might take it seriously
solluxx:
paranoidpot8to:
THERE IS A FUCKING COW TRYING TO GET INSIDE MY HOUSE
I AM HOME ALONE
WHAT DO I DO THERE IS A COW PRESSING ITS FACE AGAINST THE WINDOW
tell it to mooove
extrasad:
i really wanna kiss you and be cute with you and fall asleep in your arms and go on stupid dates but i also sort of want to light you on fire and throw myself into traffic so idk
meladoodle:
juilan:
My ears. They are ringing.
are u gonna answer em
“You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world,
and there’s still going to...”
– Dita von Teese (via niselle)
